August312011

Airline Etiquette (Part 1)

Recently, while having a conversation with a friend, she asked me some questions about etiquette on an aircraft.  Being a FA, she thought I was the best person to ask.  So I figured I’ll put together a list for her and anyone else who wants to know.

Pre-Flight:

A word of advice to busty passengers who barely wear anything and are practically popping out.  Please at least TRY to dress appropriately.  There are children around, so if you don’t want parents glaring at you or people giving you inappropriate stares, COVER UP!

Please for heaven sake, please shower before your flight!  The air on board is recirculated during the flight!  No one wants to sit beside a sweat-smelling neighbor.  That is also true for someone not wanting to sit beside a person who showered in perfume/cologne.  Just be considerate, avoid strong scents.

Pre-Boarding:

Please Do go use the washrooms BEFORE boarding.  It is really disgusting to know that some pax, still insist on going to the lav during boarding, when there is NO running water! Seriously, you really NEED to wash your hands!  I really hope this person isn’t sitting in the aisle seat at my row, cause if they were polite enough to pass me my drink from the FA, I don’t know if I should thank them for giving me my drink or grossing me out, just saying.

For those with babies, moms, dads, guardians, etc.  If you need to feed your child, and require hot water for baby formula, there are plenty of shops around.  Nowadays, you can’t go anywhere without seeing a ‘Tim Hortons’ or a ‘Starbucks’, go ask them for hot water.  Don’t wait till boarding and demand that you get hot water, or that we should “microwave” some cold water, so that you could feed your “screaming-at-the-top-of-their-lungs” hungry baby.  Yeah, that’s not happening.  Chances are, the engines aren’t on yet, hence, no water, hot or cold.  Plus, aircrafts don’t have “microwaves” on them, they have “ovens”.

A little side note, just in case you didn’t get the memo when you became parents.  DIAPERS ARE NOT PROVIDED ON AIRCRAFTS, YOU MUST PROVIDE FOR YOUR OWN CHILD!  I don’t think anyone wants to be sitting next to a baby with a stinky diaper for ANY length of time.

Boarding:

Board quickly.  Don’t block the entrance just because you happen to see a friend and want to chat.  1. If it’s a long flight, you’ll get your chance in-flight.  2. If it’s a short flight, can you really not wait that 1-2hrs before you meet on the ground again?

Avoid hogging and stopping in the aisle.  There is very little space aboard an aircraft to maneuver.  Promptly put away your luggage and bags after you’ve found your seat, other passengers need to get to their seat too.

Put things that you may use often throughout the flight in the seat pocket or under the seat in front of you.  It is really dangerous for passengers to decide (while the seatbelt sign is on) that they are suddenly cold and that they need to open the overhead bin to retrieve their jacket.  Baggage may fall onto this ‘cold passenger’, the passengers around them, and the flight attendant who’s trying to get them to close the overhead bin.  (Not a pretty picture.)

Do not carry on oversized baggage or too much luggage!  Some people still insist on bringing aboard like 5 pieces of luggage or 1 gigantic piece (you know, where literally EVERYTHING is squished into that 1 piece).  Be fair, if that other passenger next to you has to check-in his luggage because it was too big to fit in the bins or that he packed a little too much, you should too.  There’s nothing more annoying that having to share your leg room and arm rest with someone else’s excess baggage.

Store your baggage under the seat in front of you or in the overhead bin close to your seat.  Do not put your luggage in a bin near the front of the aircraft, because that’s the first empty bin you see.  By doing that , you are DELAYING the departure of the flight, because the passenger sitting at the front, will now have to wait for a flight attendant to find them a spot to store their baggage.

If you need to move someone else’s possessions while placing your belongings in the overhead bins, ask them!  You wouldn’t like it if someone moved your stuff without asking, would you?

Place your jacket/coat/wrap/sweater/hat on top of you luggage in the overhead bins.  Do not put them next to you luggage, that takes up too much space, besides, it’s easier to find.

Please sit in your assigned seat until everyone has boarded, you can switch seats after take-off.  That way you know you’re not in someone else’s seat.

July312011
annasexychic:

You think you have what it takes to be a flight attendant’s boyfriend? Here are FEW things you have to put through. And that’s why they say these jet setters are the Top 3 Most Spoiled Girlfriends in the World. If you’re in a relationship with one: man, we give it up to you…. And If you’re planning to have one:
Be prepared, Be very very… prepared.

1. Do Not expect her to drive the car. She’s most not likely to have a driving license, she’d say “Babe, I only have a passport.”
2. Familiarize yourself with SKYPE, YM’s. VoIPs. She worships those amazing discoveries.
3. DO treat her like a princess before she can treat you like her king. Get ready for statements like “Buy me food, or else Ill break up with you!”
4. DO NOT be surprised if she is cautious and keeps you well informed of her condominium’s fire exits. “Babe, keep in mind: the nearest fire exit is at the left of my flat, (pointing her palms to her left) second door”
5. Stay away when her roster comes out. That’s the next worse time to PMS.
6. BE grateful of her smile. You get it for free. IN the skies, it’s worth 6 digits.
7. BE READY to see yourself 5 to 10 years from now. She wants a man who knows his direction.
8. DO give importance to time, preferably Military time. 21:16 is NEVER the same as 21:17
9. DO NOT wake her up when she’s sleeping, even if you wonder “man, she must be hungry after sleeping 18 hours already!” Again, LET her wake up by herself.
10. DO NOT mess with how she arranges her suitcase. Boots are for Boots sack, shampoos are for toilettries, undies are for undies bag and so on.
11. DO NOT expect her to remember names of your friends in one sitting.
12. DO NOT accuse her of bragging when she says she went to Paris for Coffee or just hit the gym in Berlin. She’s just plainly, innocently telling you a story.
13. Do not get intimidated by the beautiful men around him, chances are she’s already used to/sick of seeing hotness in form. Those men have lost their beauty.
14. DO NOT call her on the phone when she’s on reserve. DO NOT… ever.
15. Do NOT question why Half of the dresses in her closet has never been worn, and she still complains, she doesn’t have anymore.
16. Do Not remove any clothes you think is too much in her suitcase, remember: she has four sets of outfit in her suitcase: Spring, Summer, Autumn and Fall.
17. She expects you to learn how to read an Aviator watch.
18. And when she gives you that expensive Aviator watch, Do not Ask her: “Babe, what time is it there in Khartoum?”
19. The next best gift to a Limited Louis Vuitton bag is a fancy Dual Time Watch.
20. She carries a First Aid Kit with her and 26 kinds of Supplements: Vit C,E,A,B, anti-Oxidants, Gingko Biloba, Evening Primrose Oil, Horseradish Capsules, etc. etc. even those Pills (damn-those!) you request her to take everyday!
21. At least buy McDonalds before your holiday flight, she prefers it over aircraft food, and yes even over the caviars in first class cabin.
22. Understand that discovering a designer dress on the clearance rack can be considered a peak life experience.
23. Make sure of the accuracy of your bathroom scale.
24. Remind her which country she is in first thing when she wakes up in the morning
25. During dinner, when she asks you whether you like chicken or beef… Oboohooy! you better think fast!
26. Begin to be scared when you oversee a long line in Immigration, she has zero tolerance on airport queues.
27. Work your muscle for a trip together, you’ll be carrying at least four baggages for her. A Gucci make-up bag, a Paul Smith, a World Traveller Trolley, and a Burberry Laptop bag at least for a Domestic Flight.
28. A bouquet of flowers is THE if not, THE ONLY way to say “I missed you” when you pick her up at the airport.
29. Prepare yourself for her jetlag, otherwise known as the PFS or the POST Flight Syndrome. You should be awake when she is and asleep when she is . You don’t want to see a whole 72 hours of tantrums.
30. And lastly, it might seem like she thinks she is overqualified for love. But DO remember that in reality, she feels like she is just an ordinary girl standing in front of a boy, asking him…
For a foot rub… after a damn…long flight. ?

annasexychic:

You think you have what it takes to be a flight attendant’s boyfriend? Here are FEW things you have to put through. And that’s why they say these jet setters are the Top 3 Most Spoiled Girlfriends in the World. If you’re in a relationship with one: man, we give it up to you…. And If you’re planning to have one:

Be prepared, Be very very… prepared.

1. Do Not expect her to drive the car. She’s most not likely to have a driving license, she’d say “Babe, I only have a passport.”

2. Familiarize yourself with SKYPE, YM’s. VoIPs. She worships those amazing discoveries.

3. DO treat her like a princess before she can treat you like her king. Get ready for statements like “Buy me food, or else Ill break up with you!”

4. DO NOT be surprised if she is cautious and keeps you well informed of her condominium’s fire exits. “Babe, keep in mind: the nearest fire exit is at the left of my flat, (pointing her palms to her left) second door”

5. Stay away when her roster comes out. That’s the next worse time to PMS.

6. BE grateful of her smile. You get it for free. IN the skies, it’s worth 6 digits.

7. BE READY to see yourself 5 to 10 years from now. She wants a man who knows his direction.

8. DO give importance to time, preferably Military time. 21:16 is NEVER the same as 21:17

9. DO NOT wake her up when she’s sleeping, even if you wonder “man, she must be hungry after sleeping 18 hours already!” Again, LET her wake up by herself.

10. DO NOT mess with how she arranges her suitcase. Boots are for Boots sack, shampoos are for toilettries, undies are for undies bag and so on.

11. DO NOT expect her to remember names of your friends in one sitting.

12. DO NOT accuse her of bragging when she says she went to Paris for Coffee or just hit the gym in Berlin. She’s just plainly, innocently telling you a story.

13. Do not get intimidated by the beautiful men around him, chances are she’s already used to/sick of seeing hotness in form. Those men have lost their beauty.

14. DO NOT call her on the phone when she’s on reserve. DO NOT… ever.

15. Do NOT question why Half of the dresses in her closet has never been worn, and she still complains, she doesn’t have anymore.

16. Do Not remove any clothes you think is too much in her suitcase, remember: she has four sets of outfit in her suitcase: Spring, Summer, Autumn and Fall.

17. She expects you to learn how to read an Aviator watch.

18. And when she gives you that expensive Aviator watch, Do not Ask her: “Babe, what time is it there in Khartoum?”

19. The next best gift to a Limited Louis Vuitton bag is a fancy Dual Time Watch.

20. She carries a First Aid Kit with her and 26 kinds of Supplements: Vit C,E,A,B, anti-Oxidants, Gingko Biloba, Evening Primrose Oil, Horseradish Capsules, etc. etc. even those Pills (damn-those!) you request her to take everyday!

21. At least buy McDonalds before your holiday flight, she prefers it over aircraft food, and yes even over the caviars in first class cabin.

22. Understand that discovering a designer dress on the clearance rack can be considered a peak life experience.

23. Make sure of the accuracy of your bathroom scale.

24. Remind her which country she is in first thing when she wakes up in the morning

25. During dinner, when she asks you whether you like chicken or beef… Oboohooy! you better think fast!

26. Begin to be scared when you oversee a long line in Immigration, she has zero tolerance on airport queues.

27. Work your muscle for a trip together, you’ll be carrying at least four baggages for her. A Gucci make-up bag, a Paul Smith, a World Traveller Trolley, and a Burberry Laptop bag at least for a Domestic Flight.

28. A bouquet of flowers is THE if not, THE ONLY way to say “I missed you” when you pick her up at the airport.

29. Prepare yourself for her jetlag, otherwise known as the PFS or the POST Flight Syndrome. You should be awake when she is and asleep when she is . You don’t want to see a whole 72 hours of tantrums.

30. And lastly, it might seem like she thinks she is overqualified for love. But DO remember that in reality, she feels like she is just an ordinary girl standing in front of a boy, asking him…

For a foot rub… after a damn…long flight. ?

(via annavanana)

3AM
May252011
2.2 this is what u guys missed!  Breakie @Frans, and yes a waxing session with the professional TM!

2.2 this is what u guys missed! Breakie @Frans, and yes a waxing session with the professional TM!

May82011

“The Best Mother’s Day Present Ever!”

Being the most clueless person ever, I had completely forgot to book off work for Mother’s Day.  Of course I made up for this by going shopping with mom last week, she got to pick out something she liked and was really happy.

Today being on Reserve, I figured I’d sleep till I was called.  No call, so I slept till 2 in the afternoon.  When I woke up, I found that dad was out, mom was taking an afternoon nap on the couch, with all 3 of our dogs.  So for the next 3 hours I watched TV, made something to eat, all the while keeping as quiet as I could, so not to wake mom up.  When she woke up from her nap, I said “Happy Mother’s Day Mom”, to which she replied “That was the best Mother’s Day Present Ever!”.  Apparently, all she wanted was a nice quiet afternoon nap, no disturbances, nothing.  Wow, if I had only known that sooner.

May52011

Vero’s B-Day!

OK, for those of u who missed out, SHAME ON U!  Of course, if u have a legit excuse, then, Im sure Vero will 4give u :)

We had lots and lots of fun.  Most of us were AC peeps, so most def lots of fun!

Here’s the proof!  HAPPY B-DAY VERO!!! 

April272011

Definition of “Unicorn”

A guy friend of mine asked me what “unicorn” meant after seeing my status in FB.

So here’s the definition. Unicorn: a beautiful/gorgous, rare, exotic and mythical creature.

There, happy?

April222011

Long Time No See

I went out with a friend of mine yesterday, we hadn’t see eachother for a couple of mths. Sure we made time, but with her schedule and mine, it just nvr really worked out. Finally we got together, she’s now a new mother-to-be!   How things change in just a few mths.

Congrats Luv!

April202011
Wanna play?

My entire R day @home, that’s all I did - eat, sleep and play!  That’s what all 3 of my dogs wanted too.  Cookie wanted to eat, kept on jumping onto the chairs so that she’d see what she could get off the kitchen table.  Cocoa just wanted to be left alone, she snoozed the whole day in her favorite corner of the couch, under a little blankie tent.  Oh, Happy just wouldn’t stop, I’d throw the ball, he’d run after it and drops it at my foot.  Actually, right on top of my foot, so I had doggie drool feet the entire day.  Really don’t know where he get’s his energy from.

Wanna play?

My entire R day @home, that’s all I did - eat, sleep and play!  That’s what all 3 of my dogs wanted too.  Cookie wanted to eat, kept on jumping onto the chairs so that she’d see what she could get off the kitchen table.  Cocoa just wanted to be left alone, she snoozed the whole day in her favorite corner of the couch, under a little blankie tent.  Oh, Happy just wouldn’t stop, I’d throw the ball, he’d run after it and drops it at my foot.  Actually, right on top of my foot, so I had doggie drool feet the entire day.  Really don’t know where he get’s his energy from.

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